I really don’t think we need a toy today.

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  1. Let’s see if we can get this done without killing each other.
  2. Hold on, I could definitely use a few more bottles of wine.
  3. Should we get candles?
  4. We need a lot more lotion.
  5. I really don’t think we need a toy today.
  6. Seriously? You need a snack right now?
  7. When you put your legs there it makes it very hard for me to keep moving.
  8. Can we do this any faster? I was not planning on taking all day.
  9. Yes, I do need more pillows.
  10. Seriously, I am not getting a toy.
  11. If you even think about putting that…

Curb Alert! Gadgets, gizmos, whosits, whatsits, thingabobs. — Ariel, 4 days ago.

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these ur talking mice?

baloo - Jungle - 10 days ago
i found them under the prickly pear tree. they pricked their raw paws, so i bandaged em — just the bare necessity, tho. u should still get them to a doc.
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Sher Khan - Jungle - 8 days ago
If no one claims the mice I’d be more than happy to take them off your hands.
Scar - Pride Rock - 8 days ago
Next in line. As usual.

Curb Alert!

Ariel - That World - 4 days ago
Gadgets, gizmos, whosits, whatsits, thingabobs. Pics in comments.
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Jasmine - Agraba - 18 hours ago

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